ellendegeneres:

It’s okay, Andy. You have some time to recover before Halloween.

1 week ago
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succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni, via perks-of-being-chinese)

1 week ago
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my favorite line of all time

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1 week ago
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vivarian:

'but men have feelings too!'

yes.  we know.  we’ve been catering to them since the dawn of humanity.

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1 week ago
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harmoni0880:

i’ve blogged this like 5 times and i still love it

(via ruinedchildhood)

1 week ago
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notifigaytion:

if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

1 week ago
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